Year: 2016
Genre: Drama
Directed:
Robert Zemeckis
Stars: Brad
Pitt, Marion Cotillard, Jared Harris, Vincent Ebrahim, Camille Cottin, August
Diehl, Lizzy Caplan, Sally Messham, Daniel Betts, Matthew Goode, Simon
McBurney, Marion Bailey,
Production:
GK Films
I’m not sure
which is worse: a bad story made passable by impossibly qualified talents or
the fact that said talents thought something this dated and superfluous could
have been a homerun. The feel of Allied is downright quixotic. It’s an English
Patient (1996) knockoff with the look of a cheap wartime propaganda movie
starring the closet thing we have to classic Hollywood stars playing our leads.
The story itself creaks with outdated maudlin cliches while the camera traverses
each moment like it’s trying to draw attention to itself but none of what it
captures catches the eye. I realize that director Robert Zemeckis is the Amblin
wunderkind that churned out Back to the Future (1985) but couldn’t we have
please left this outmoded way of making films in the past?
Pitt and
Cotillard play fellow spies Max Vatan and Marianne Beausejour, called into
service during the onslaught of WWII. Beausejour has spent years in the French
underground gaining a reputation for being as unscrupulous and deadly as she is
beautiful. Meanwhile Vatan an agent for…whatever Canada’s equivalent is for the
CIA, drops from the sky and assimilates into the Vichy intrigue of Casablanca.
From there they pair off, fall in love, move to England and, as you can no
doubt gleam from the trailer, Vatan and company begin to suspect Beausejour of
being an Axis double agent.
Violence and betrayal huh... |
The film is
divided almost perfectly in half between our duos mission and eventual
courtship in Morocco, and the percolating intrigue back at HQ. So much of the
film’s stock is governed by the tension created by Beausejour’s situation in
the second half that it’s amazing the film takes so long to get there. Once we
finally get there however, the movie tips its hat one too many times all but giving
away the game before it even begins. So many of the scenes shot in the English
countryside are shot through mirrors (a Zemeckis staple that hammers in the idea of someone being two-faced). The dialogue rehashes moments from the
first half of the film as if to create a cleaver-than-thou echo; and if you’re
not already primed for the plot twist, at one point Beausejour is reading
Brighton Rock. That in congress with the fact that her name is a French double
f***ing entendre you just have to assume she’s not telling the whole story.
It’s so
mind-boggling how a movie of such pedigree can be so flaccid and obtuse yet
there it is, still in theaters and still selling the faces of its two leads
like their Leigh and Olivier. Look forward to this uneven little spy thriller
to be cobbled into a four pack with Red Tails (2012), Defiance (2008) and
Valkyrie (2008) because that’s the only way spending money on this would be a
smart buy.
Final Grade: D
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