Year: 2017
Genre: Comedy:
Directed: Richie Keen
Stars: Charlie Day, Ice Cube, Tracy
Morgan, Jillian Bell, Dean Norris, Christina Hendricks, Kumail Nanjiani, Dennis
Haysbert, Gordon Danniels, JoAnna Garcia Swisher, Alexa Nisenson, Stephnie
Weir, Austin Zajur
Production: New Line Cinema
Here we go again; another slapdash,
barely functional comedy made blithely mediocre by the passable charms of its
leads. We're given the bare essentials; a hero, a villain, a time-clock, wacky
pranks, overlong periods of improv etc. and are strapped in for the film's
predictable beats of lazy, lazy hijinks. At this point are we even surprised by
this s**t anymore? Do mainstream audiences even notice that modern comedies
have become hollowed out husks bereft of any larger social value? Well, at
least this one's short.
Two teachers working at a
struggling high school are put at odds when the sheepish Mr. Campbell (Day)
tattles on the hotheaded Mr. Strickland (Cube) for destroying a student's desk
in a fit of rage. Strickland then challenges Campbell, the self-described
"nice guy" to a fist fight behind the school in an effort to teach
him a valuable lesson about snitching.
*Spoiler alert, they get stitches.*
The entire tale takes place over
the course of the very last day of school where the stakes are brought
artificially higher by the schools looming budget cuts. To artificially prop up
the humor, Strickland and Campbell's beef is being constantly interrupted by
elaborate, mean-spirited and at times dangerous stunts on the part of the
student body. "Everything in this office is glued to something else,"
says Principal Tyler (Norris) in a moment of enervation. Between all the
exploding paint cans, galloping horses and public masturbation I can understand
his frustration. "I don't know why they never put this kind of effort into
their schoolwork," muses Campbell.
Perhaps, and I don't know, I'm
really just spitballing here; the students would have more direction if their
teachers remotely resembled the working professionals that actually exist in
the field today. Campbell darts off in half of his scenes to whine to the
drug-addled guidance counselor (Bell) and the incompetent PE teacher Mr.
Crawford (Morgan) about the upcoming fight. The other half of the time he's
trying and failing to stop the brawl going so far as to bribe a student with a
MacBook Pro. He also tries to plant drugs, makes 911 calls from the rooftop,
weasels his way into finding a surrogate and even stoops so low as to actually
trying to reason with his foe.
Yup, movies are really good at justifying teacher raises... |
These characters would otherwise be
excruciatingly repugnant if not for the fact that they're played so broadly
that they hardly resemble humans. Charlie Day scampers around like a chihuahua
on Red Bull amassing enough anxiety about coming face to face with Ice Cube to
die of a coronary. When the film is in light and fluffy farce mode, the
character kind of works in a Joe Somebody (2001) meets Loony Tunes kind
of way. Unfortunately Fist Fight makes the fatal mistake of thinking it has
something important to say about education.
None of the other teachers fair
much better either. They fill their paltry roles as the butt of one or two
jokes made to pass the time. Hendrick's Ms. Monet exists solely to be femme
fatale with an axe to grind for no real good reason. Meanwhile Jillian Bell's
total lack of inhibitions at first gets the biggest laughs but becomes
increasingly bizarre. There's another teacher whose sole purpose is to leave
rooms at the perfect moment for a pratfall and the less we say about Tracy
Morgan, the better. Finally there's Ice Cube himself who explodes with furious,
preposterous anger at the slightest provocation. Between all these nincompoops
bouncing off each other with reckless abandon, I found myself asking when does
anyone actually teach?
Literally the exact same jokes! |
If there's one shimmering gleam of
hope in this preposterous movie it's Kumail Nanjiani whose all to brief moments
as the school's resident security guard effortlessly fluxes between misplaced
bravado and cowardly quips. Additionally, a few of the stale, predictable jokes
and broad characterizations do manage to coax a giggle or two. Since much of
the heavy lifting is done by Day and Cube, two very different but equally deft
comedic talents, it's impossible not to find a least some of their shenanigans
kinda funny.
Unfortunately the movie itself is
about as phoned-in and forgetful as a (remember to place a quippy simile here).
It's obvious, low-rent humor that coaxes more eye-rolls at the expense of
teachers than genuine laughs. To be honest if not for Charlie Day, Ice Cube and
Kumail Nanjiani this thing wouldn't even be worth writing about.
Final Grade: D+
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