Genre: Drama
Directed: Peter Chelsom
Stars: Asa Butterfield, Britt Robertson, Gary Oldman, Carla Gugino, Janet Montgomery, BD Wong, Lauren Myers, Luce Rains, Peter Chelsom, Colin Egglesfield, Adande 'Swoozie' Thorne, Scott Takeda
Production: STX Entertainment
"What is your favorite thing about earth?" Asa Butterfield repeats his naive prompt throughout the film like he's the guileless test subject of a viral campaign. And as luck would have it he is; in addition to being the poster child for Ford, Sam's Club, Dream Chaser and Cicret Bracelets. "Dreaming" responds a minor character. A good answer, anyone with any understanding of plot could have dreamed up a better movie in their sleep.
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Why did you have to remind me of this s**t? |
But hey, I get it, if The Space Between Us wants to be nothing more than A Walk to Remember (2002) in space fine. Never mind that the science is shabbily researched, and the editing makes the finished product resemble Swiss cheese. So long as the film has something worthwhile to say, the prime demographic can walk away with their heads held high, knowing they watched something passable.
Alas the film not only doesn't deliver on the very fundamental functions of storytelling, it downright s**ts on those fundamentals to justify its own existence. "If people just walked around saying what they felt, who knows, the whole world might wind up happy!" Tulsa says in the throws of a insolent fit. The scene isn't meant to justify a budding relationship between our two adolescent runaways but instead feels like the screenwriter is trying to justify his own shoddy work. He's pretty much saying, "yeah these characters are unreal but at least they can be happy!"
(barf) |
Final Grade: F
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