The rapturous acceptance of the Transformers franchise into popular media confirms a few things for me. One: people don't know what they want until it's in front of them. Two: the average filmgoer has a well developed visual vocabulary. Analyzing each film frame by frame uncovers layers upon layers of breathtaking imagery with a scary level of uniformity. Pause literally at any moment of, say Revenge of the Fallen (2009) and you will see that nearly every frame is composed to look like the glossy veneer of a magazine cover. The lighting, the color correction, the lenses all point to a deep desire to make everything pop - and we as the audience love it because its what we expect.
Director Michael Bay then takes everything one step further by masterfully utilizing his camera to maximize the awesome. His usage of parallax and epic sweeps across the controlled chaos of his sets, feed into the idea that what you're watching is quite simply the most incredible thing you've seen to date. Then there's the editing which cuts back and forth just slow enough for the eyes to register. Yet its quickness, when done right synchronizes with the beat of a heart pumping with a week's worth of adrenaline. As far as sustained awe, Transformers still remains unsurpassed.
If only these guys were just selling toys... |
This is where I and the franchise really part ways. For while it seems almost obvious to point out that every single movie is essentially the exact same plot over and over again, the fact that they're also pointless is the real straw that breaks the dinobot's back. The characters and the narrative holes that they fill are all basically the same from movie to movie. The action sequences, despite their epic-ness feel the same because they come with the exact same set of stakes. It's a series that seems to just stand still in a world passing them by; holding on to some sense warped of traditionalism like it's trying to be the next James Bond.
What's worse is no matter how bad the movies get, they still get the largest platform available to sell their empty, blusterous wares. People are undoubtedly smarter than they used to be but Hollywood insists that they franchise and dumb down everything. As a result smarter movies are fighting against the current to get made. Mass audiences flock to Transformers because it gives them exactly what they expect. But because that production has so many resources and because that production gets the green light all the time, there's hardly reason for audiences to expect anything more out of popular entertainment. This is a shame.
Now I'm not some conspiracy theorist claiming there's a man in a black suit on set purposely nudging the world towards Idiocracy (2006). More realistically the decisions made in the formation and execution of the franchise are done for the sake of expediency and not some overarching desire to become a visual opioid. That said the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and it seemingly only takes one person to say "let's really go up that skirt," for a Transforrmers movie to in one camera motion approve of the objectification of women and colonoscopies without consent. If Michael Bay was approached to put, "Yvan eht nioj" in his newest film he'd probably do it.
Thus I will no longer participate in the Transformers franchise. At best The Last Knight will be a retread of every other film of this series, giving its hardcore audience the same level of satisfaction as a Big Mac. At its worst, the movie will be a shill for some the series' most irritating and damaging cultural ills while making me actually dread the day this series becomes good again. I get to watch movies for free but I've wasted enough of my time. Time I will never, ever get back.
No comments:
Post a Comment