Genre: Action
Directed: F. Gary Gray
Stars: Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Charlize Theron, Kurt Russell, Nathalie Emmanuel, Scott Eastwood, Luke Evans, Elsa Pataky, Kristofer Hivju
Production: Universal Pictures
The Fast and the Furious franchise (2001-Present) has been a bit of a sticking point for me over the years. In many ways I admire it for being an outright parody of itself while still maintaining its stone-face veneer - fronted of course by Vin Diesel: the least interesting action hero since Rick Hill. Yet every time I see Dominic "Famaly" Torreto jump head first out of a speeding car and onto concrete and live, I can't help but long for the days when these character archetypes were nothing more than Point Break (1991) riffs with faster cars.
Seriously, can you give this guy some keys to play with? |
Keep in mind when that stick comes out there's no telling how much bulls**t is coming |
Fate of the Furious takes place shortly after the events of Furious 7: Furious and Furiouser (2015), just as Dom and a recovered amnesiac Letty (Rodriguez) are getting the hang of their hip Cuban honeymoon. After the obligatory street race through Havana, Dom rendezvous with notorious super-hacker and three movie retcon Cypher (Theron) who turns him against his "famirlehr" for the sake of global domination (and something about a crocodile). Mr. Nobody (Russell) then retools Dom's team - adding 7th movie baddy Deckard Shaw (Statham) because of reasons - so they can all hunt him down and find out what Cypher is really up to.
For immediate, unbiased cultural comparison, Fate of the Furious is not as good as Fast Five (2011) but not as bad as Tokyo Drift (2006) (which to me is like asking which poison I'd prefer drinking but, whatever). The action sequences are unique and bombastic enough to sustain regular fans of the series while being just on the cusp of unbelievably and super-unbelievably for causal fans to not say, "did The Rock just Dr. Strangelove (1964) a f***ing torpedo?" The supposed zombie-cars that Cypher conscripts is an especially nice techno-phobic touch allowing audiences to easily enjoy the film's signature scene while still playing with their iPhone during the movie - completely unaware of the irony.
Seriously, she looks like she swallowed a goldfish |
As it turns out Walker's rather white bread Brian O'Connor was actually holding a lot of this series together; either as a source of undiluted exposition, an audience POV and/or a focal point of F&F's themes of brotherhood and "feeamerler". Without him earnestly trying to keep up with the team or casually eye-f***ing Vin Diesel, Fate of the Furious works in parts but never as a cohesive whole.
I just don't know how to quit you bro! |
Final Grade: D
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