X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
The X-Men series,
At its absolute nadir.
Which does say a lot.
Final Grade: F
Airport '77 (1977)
Airport movies suck!
But this one is silly good.
Watch and be amazed.
Final Grade: C
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Why did they make these?
Oh, because kids are stupid.
Or so they gather.
Final Grade: F
Thunderball (1965)
Competent if droll.
Sean Connery is the man;
The man with the plan.
Final Grade: B-
Bride of Chucky (1998)
Neither funny nor,
Scary nor campy enough.
An unholy mix.
Final Grade: F
Zatoichi the Fugitive (1963)
Fun early color,
pulpy samurai fiction.
Chest of Gold rocks though.
Final Grade: C+
Rocky IV (1985)
Rocky jumps the shark.
Robots, Russians and cheeseball.
Goofy 'til the end.
Final Grade: D-
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
Metaclorians!
Jar Jar Binks and Anakin,
Oh, God save us all
Final Grade: D-
American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005)
Such reductive fair,
Hasn't aged well at all but,
Can be fun in bits.
Final Grade: D+
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Without a doubt my,
Favorite Harry Potter.
Ed Cullen eats it!
Final Grade: C+
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