Genre: Sports Movie
Directed: Stephen Hopkins
Stars: Stephan James, Jason Sudeikis, Eli Goree, Shanice Banton, Carice van Houten, Jeremy Irons, William Hurt, David Kross, Barnaby Metschrat, Shamier Anderson
Production: Forecast Pictures
When I was in high school, I had an English teacher who asked the class to write a short story from the perspective of a famous historical figure; an exercise to get us to understand first-person narrative. Being the resident class smart-a**, I wrote my story from the perspective of infamous science-fiction director Ed Wood struggling to finance Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) commonly dubbed the worst movie ever made. Watching Race was like watching one of my classmates' essay put to the screen. It was quaint, it was obtusely dedicated to a first-person narrative and it was disappointingly derivative.
I was a weird child. |
We spent so much money on this one shot and dammit we're using it! |
Aiding us in getting there are two completely unnecessary subplots. One involving the American Olympic Commission led by Jeremiah Mahoney (Hurt) and Avery Brundage (Irons). Mahoney leads the faction of the commission that wants to boycott the Olympic Games because...you know...Nazis. Brundage on the other hand feels the Olympics transcend politics; it also helps that his construction company is receiving sweetheart contracts from Berlin spearheaded by Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels (Metschat). The other subplot involves famed film director Leni Riefenstahl (van Houten) who wants to give the 1936 Olympics the same Wagnerian treatment she gave Hitler in Triumph of the Will (1934). The fact that the powers that be want to elevate Riefenstahl to a similar hero status as Jesse Owens is, let's just say awkward.
Enough running! When do we get to the women's shot put? |
With a loaded a title as Race, you would think this movie would have a little more going for it. Unfortunately it is worse than a point-by-numbers biography about a gallant sports hero. A movie of that caliber would be goodly enough to provide themes, characterization and subtext. Alas the only thing Race manages to fit into its bloated screen time is a very dry hagiography about a man who did some running and got to almost meet Hitler. If only we were all so lucky.
Final Grade: F
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